Sunday, January 10, 2010

If Rick James Was ALIVE

If Rick James was alive he would have smoked a crack pipe at Obamas Inauguration.

If Rick James was alive he would have made octo-mom show him her tatas and gave them four thumbs down.

If Rick James was alive he would have slaped kobe for messing up his chance with white women.

If Rick James was alive he would tell you "Cocaine is a hell of a Drug"

If Rick James was alive he would come out with a new song kalled "I Dont Need You" and his Remix would be called "I'll Just Jerk"

If Rick James was alive he would have been nominated for an Oscar in a movie called "Hustle and Blow". And a Sequal called "I stoped Hustlen but i cant stop the Blow"

If Rick James was alive he would have two kids 0ne would be Mary-Jane James (girl) and the other would be Unity James (boy)

If Rick James was alive he would have created a business called Rick James' Rehab when he failed at that he would have created Rick James Strip Club (with all you can eat Buffalo Wings)

If Rick James was alive wat do you think he would do in these years?